harry would the type of father thats so excited for his first child that he packs your bag for the hospital and when you start having the baby throws the bag in the car and almost drives away without you
(via itseliberg33)
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
(via malikmydick)
coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag
(via justamoonwalker)
Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation
It’s like being dead without the commitment.
an open relationship with death
death with benefits
(via ryaninwonderland)
